Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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