so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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