So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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