Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
