i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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