break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
