But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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