Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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