How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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