The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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