I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Dear god my vagina.
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