It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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