he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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