hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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