i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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