things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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