Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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