sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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