i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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