we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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