one two three fourrrrnication!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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