yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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