i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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