Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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