how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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