awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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