Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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