Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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