I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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