Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
someone owes me an orgasm
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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