Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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