Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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