She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm too high and old for this...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
ok first of all what the fuck
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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