He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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