sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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