Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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