i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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