Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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