it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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