Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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