Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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