So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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