This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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