He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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