They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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