I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Randomize
