Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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