it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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