Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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