im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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