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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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