So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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