She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
